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Oh no, time for the ASR trade show again! Time to go sit in meetings with stuft shirt businessmen while they show you where the trends are going for the next quarter. Time to try and sell ads, products and parts of your company to anyone that will listen and to try and make a buck. Time once again to for business arrangements and...wait a minute. Business? Nah, it's time to get wasted with the sport's finest professional athlets and businessmen. Time to see how many free drink tickets for the Rusty booth you can find on the ground. Time to see how many bikini models you can try to get into your hotel room that night. As slowly as the Fox network is turning into a hardcore porn channel the ASR tradeshow has become more and more about drinking and partying than business. Sure lots of people are still trying to work there, but almost everyone else is just there to party.
The Captain and I headed down there but we almost should've walk from home we had to park so far away. We ended up parking in some mall and lugging 100 videos for Quiksilver half way around the city. At around 4 (i think, can't really remeber ya know) everyone starts serving alcohol and all the greats come out of the woodwork. I ended up talking to crazy Randall for way too long and he ended up claiming that he is going to kill Vince next time he sees him. Alibaba was claiming he was in for a great night complete with special drinks and big women. Mark Mcnaught also took off with a girl on each arm after a lotta booze. The tradeshow can be summed up by the Guttermouth song, Chug a lug night. Infact, just watch the tradeshow section in ...Lost's new video and you can see what really goes on there. |
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Bambi: all eyes on her |
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In his later years Super Mario became a bartender |
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Say "hello" to the frontside and now say "hello" to the backside |
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Mandatory ASR staple, Reefgirls |
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skinny dancy happy chicks |
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Randall tries to convince me to "take a sip." |
Bo at 10:30 AM with five down and a whole day to go |
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Feel like a pervert? Nah |
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"well my ID says model on it." |
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This lucky guy found $240 bucks on the ground |
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Choppy Omega |
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"I may only have one tooth but it's a good tooth." |
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MadSteezil and that furry angry guy in the background |
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Ali "sure you can stay in my hotel room" baba |
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Geoff Rowley |
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Christian Fletcher, er maybe not...guess you had to be there |
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Some kids just don't know when to say when |
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Horray for fancy pants! |
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Freaky girls? Once again OP didn't dissapoint |
Mark "Grandpa" Mcnaught and conquest of the evening |
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On the dance floor |
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He thought it was a Western trade show |
Ask Bambi takes her act to the streets |
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She will be remembered as the woman who used to be with the Baja Hellman, Mark "Grandpa" Mcnaught. and who had huge boobs |
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Brad D. and Willie M. |
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Some of Quiksilver's finest |
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